Monday, July 27, 2015

Wells Fargo CEO Demands Recount


Wells Fargo CEO John Stumpf was furious that Bank of America reported higher revenues than his company in the second quarter of 2015.

Stumpf claimed that Wells Fargo is the undisputed golden child of American banking. He is calling on Wall Street to refuse to accept Bank of America's revenue numbers. Stumpf stated, "Bank of America must never forget that they are the red headed step children in this family."

The Wells Fargo CEO  denied that he got his ass whooped in a bar room brawl with Bank of America CEO Brian Moynihan. Stumpf claimed that his injuries came from an accident in his home. He said, "I was reading my Bible and fell down the stairs."


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