Monday, July 27, 2015

(2015) Second Quarter Results



Bank of America reported $5.3 billion in profits. The announcement sent shock waves around the globe. Wall Street wasted no time in denouncing Bank of America for its acquisition of such a large sum of money.

 Excerpt from Moynihan's Speech

"The Age of Litigation is Over. Under my leadership, this institution has made $8.7 billion in 2015.  I dedicate each dollar of profit to all the f*ckers out there that never believed in Bank of America. Each one of you can kiss my ass."





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