The Golden Child

Making America Great Again

How do you know when the banks are back strong? Ask your local cocaine dealer and escort service how business has been lately. 

"I thought that I was the only one that knew to do that. They don't put that in the textbook."

Report from the Streets 

"Since Trump got elected, we can't keep product in stock. It's a madhouse out here. New cars and prostitutes as far as the eye can see. I would highly recommend bank stocks right now."

When the Impossible becomes Possible

It seems like the entire planet has gone crazy this past week. Bank of America's stock value has increased and Donald J. Trump has done the impossible and won the Election of 2016.

Trump (red) proved the media wrong by taking Florida, Ohio, and North Carolina. The shock of the election is when Trump conquered Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, and Michigan. The political establishment was in pure chaos.

Brian Moynihan, the CEO over Bank of America, wasted no time in congratulating President-elect Trump. Moynihan apologized for supporting Hillary Clinton and vowed to rally behind  the new President. "We made a mistake. We thought the witch was going to win. I promise you that I will never listen to those idiots in the media again."

Mr. Moynihan stated, "Bank of America will always be on the winning side. Even if we have to change sides during the contest or after."

The press badgered Moynihan to make a statement about Bank of America's skyrocketing stock price.

"Cocaine is a hell of a drug,"muttered Moynihan as he walked away.

Now what does that mean?