Tuesday, June 30, 2015

White House Condemns Illegal Invasion



President Obama was forced to address the international incident caused by Bank of America in Greece. The president was visibly angry and irritated.

Excerpts from President Obama's speech


  • Bank of America has not went to war against Greece. No American company or private citizen has the authority to invade or declare war against another country. 

  • Bank of America has caused an international incident due to their inability to make wise decisions.

  • I applaud the Board of Directors for condemning their own company's invasion of Greece.

  • From what I have been told, Bank of America employees are running around Greece and stealing sh*t. You can't do that. You can't run around a sovereign nation taking things that don't belong to you.

  • I have one message for Brian Moynihan. Stop! Just stop! Damn it, stop! I don't have time to be dealing with this sh*t. Don't make me send the Secret Service to your "undisclosed location". We know where you are. Undisclosed Location is the name of a bar/dance club in Arizona. Dick Cheney was a regular.





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