General Moynihan has called an emergency war council meeting to deal with the growing Greek threat.
Moynihan claims that Greece owes Bank of America $62.35 The general stated, "I will protect shareholder value."
Moynihan ordered the mobilization of BAC's air force and ground units.
Moynihan vowed to beat the Germans into Greece. He stated, "The Germans are fast. Didn't we learn anything from World War II? They used that blitzkreig crap and took most of Europe before the world could even react. My last name isn't Roosevelt. We must seize the good sh*t in Greece before their tanks start rolling."
There seemed to be some confusion during the meeting. General Moynihan was under the impression that Greece was near Alabama. Luckily, a staff member found a world map.
Moynihan ordered all top executives at the company to watch the movies "Troy" and "300".
The general explained, "We must understand our enemy and see how he thinks if we hope to defeat him and steal his stuff."
Greece Invasion Stats
Before Invasion: $17.41
After Invasion: ??????
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