Rumors are swirling that Greece may surrender to Bank of America. The war has taken a drastic toll on the Greek people.
The Greek Prime Minister was visibly shaken after receiving a collect call from Brian Moynihan.
Bank of America chief executive Brian Moynihan claims that victory is near. He released another picture showing items that have been stolen from Greece by the BAC Army. Moynihan claims that Bank of America has six other storage facilities filled with Greek treasures.
Moynihan spoke highly of the work done by his employees and their ability to evade the Greek authorities. He stated, "Not one of our boys has been apprehended by Greek law enforcement. God Bless America."
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