It seems like the entire planet has gone crazy this past week. Bank of America's stock value has increased and Donald J. Trump has done the impossible and won the Election of 2016.
Trump (red) proved the media wrong by taking Florida, Ohio, and North Carolina. The shock of the election is when Trump conquered Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, and Michigan. The political establishment was in pure chaos.
Brian Moynihan, the CEO over Bank of America, wasted no time in congratulating President-elect Trump. Moynihan apologized for supporting Hillary Clinton and vowed to rally behind the new President. "We made a mistake. We thought the witch was going to win. I promise you that I will never listen to those idiots in the media again."
Mr. Moynihan stated, "Bank of America will always be on the winning side. Even if we have to change sides during the contest or after."
The press badgered Moynihan to make a statement about Bank of America's skyrocketing stock price.
"Cocaine is a hell of a drug,"muttered Moynihan as he walked away.
Now what does that mean?
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