Sunday, March 1, 2015

Holding the Line



After the barbaric January Massacre, General Moynihan took command and was able to stabilize Bank of America's collapsing lines.

Moynihan declared that Wall Street was clearly retarded. BAC actually reported that it made money in the last quarter. Real money, not the fake kind. The market rewarded Bank of America with a fifteen percent smack down.

General Moynihan denied rumors that Ken Lewis was coming out of retirement.

STATS: February 2015

Initial Price:    $15.15
Ending Price:  $15.81

Percent Gain: 4.4%



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