General Moynihan was happy with his army's performance during the month of March. The general was beaming with pride as he examined the data and stated,
"We only lost 3% in March. I was expecting a 50% loss. Damn, I am good."
The board of directors reaffirmed their faith in Moynihan's leadership.
Mr. Charles Gifford, former CEO of FleetBoston, urges everyone to include General Moynihan in their prayers before bed. "I have known Brian for many years and he has never served time in prison. That shows me his character. The S.O.B. saved us from a 50% collapse. We have the right man at the helm of this ship."
STATS: March 2015
Initial Price: $15.81
Ending Price: $15.39
Percent Loss: - 2.7%
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