Friday, August 5, 2016

Love Bites



 BAC stock increased over three percent today and the rumor mill is swirling.


The Gossip

Brian and Janet have apparently made up after the inappropriate phone calls. According to sources, Mr. Moynihan  met up with Mrs. Yellen at his office in Boston.


The couple were spotted together by a janitor as he was returning his cleaning supplies to a closet.


Mr. Lamont said that he heard strange noises coming from the closet.

"I just stood there and listened for a minute; I didn't know what the hell was going on. I though some damn teenagers were in my supply closet playing that Pokemon crap. I jerked the door open and I saw both of them nasty bastards going at it like two old goats."