Tuesday, July 26, 2016

Phonegate


Fed Chair Janet Yellen is furious at Bank of America CEO Brian Moynihan.

Mrs. Yellen has accused Moynihan of harassment. According to the Fed Chair, Mr. Moynihan has repeatedly called her on the phone and engaged in inappropriate behavior.



"Usually, he just breathes heavy and doesn't say anything. The final straw came when he begged me to talk dirty to him. He wanted to hear how far I could get interest rates to rise. The man is sick."



Mr. Moynihan has denied any involvement in these calls. "How does she know it was me? It could have been anybody with a phone. I don't have time for this sh*t. I have a billion dollar company to run into the ground. Get the hell out of my office!"



According to Yellen, she has caller ID and Brian's name is right there on the phone."Is the man a complete moron?"

 The Fed Chair had one final message for Brian. "You tell that a**hole, I will raise interest rates when hell freezes over!"