Bank of America shocked the world by proving that its stock can appreciate in value.
Brian Moynihan, the CEO, was very pleased with the new data. Moynihan vowed, "The worst is behind us. My vision and stern leadership has led Bank of America out of the wilderness. I may even change my name to Moses."
Moynihan denied the rumor that the board of directors took away his company car after last month's disappointing data. Moynihan stated, "My car has been in the shop for the past month. I have been walking to work. I really enjoy seeing all the common people running around. I even saw a little old lady get mugged yesterday. I ran down the thief and gave him a job application."
STATS: April 2015
Initial Price: $15.39
Ending Price: $15.93
Percent Gain: 3.5%
